dan foo!

For some reason I’m surrounded by idiots in the groups I’m a part of on MySpace. I keep getting group bulletins like:

Subject: Add me perhaps?
Body: I’m a cool person, not “cool” but a good friend, whatever, Add me….please?

Subject: add me plz
Body: add me plz i need friends!!!

Subject: add me if u hate bush
Body: if u hate bush add me

Subject: hey
Body: hey im new here, if anyone would want to add me as a friend, id appriciate it, thanks a lot

So I’ve just had enough of it tonight. I’m feeling badass with this mohawk. I’m gonna start a riot. I posted this to the group where most of the losers seemed to be coming from:

Subject: all of you are losers
Body: i don’t like bush as much as the rest of you, but all this “add me” crap is getting fucking ridiculous. you think you’re going to fix anything that’s wrong with the government by fucking cyberz’ing with some chick online. fuck you. stop your fucking bullshit and get constructive. stop wasting my fucking time reading myspace group bulletins. whores.

A riot I wanted, a riot I got. Within 10 minutes I got 12 replies and 3 friend requests. Here’s a sample:

• “LOL! Well put. =)”
• “ADD ME!”
• “that made me laugh”
• “Well Im giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming your not really that empty-headed. I hear the truth in what you are saying and I do agree believe it or not. However your use of infantile language and condesending words just leads my to believe you were writting that way on purpose lol Just to get people flared up. Oh well.
  c’est la Vie
  Jimmy” - aka LOSER!
• “werd”
• “Hahaha wow you say that they can be more constructive with their time?? I think you can do sonthing more constructive than write some stupid ass bulliton tellin everyone they are whores, you sound republican, i hate that add me bulll shit to but come on!” - aka LOSER #2!
• “Haha, I read your bulletin, that was bad ass. Kudos to you dude.
  Sohanna”
• “I agree. Im glad someone finally said it.”